Stuffing, Dressing and other T-Day Data

xHamster users in the US are thawing the turkey, combing through recipes, unbuttoning their pants and preparing for an epic feast. But Thanksgiving affects porn viewing more than you might think! From search terms, to dramatic traffic drops and “family” dramas — even the debate between dressing and stuffing has salty implications!

To help you prepare for the week upcoming, we took a look at Thanksgivings past. Because there’s nothing like good data on warm pie!


“In the US, Thanksgiving tends to be the day of the year when traffic falls most dramatically,” says Alex Hawkins, Vice-President of xHamster. “ it’s a combination of very little privacy, lots of travel and the redirection of blood flow to the stomach. However, some studies have shown that tryptophan may help with erectile dysfunction, which may explain why — after the meal is over — traffic seems to rise.”


“People don’t think of Thanksgiving as a sexy time – the pilgrims weren’t exactly libertines,” says Hawkins. “But for some reason, produces a really love gravy. It could be all the sploshing. Sploshers love Thanksgiving.”

“Porn fans prefer dressing over stuffing, surprisingly. But they like undressing even more.”


“Unsurprisingly, we see an increase in “f@mily searches” during the holidays. And Thanksgiving brings together blended f@milies more than other holidays, with stepsisters, stepmothers, and other more distant relations at the table.

“But the most disturbing thing we see is the dramatic decline in searches for “wife”on Thanksgiving. You think after all that work, but be a little more appreciation!”

CONTACT
Alex Hawkins
Vice-President, xHamster
alex.hawkins@xhamster.com
發佈者 xHamster
7年之前
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