After a much needed mental orgasm, the very real Rachel Wriggler updates you on becoming a Gummy Bear

In the words of an author whose name I cannot remember, something like Albert Espinosa perhaps, but anyway “You are, who you really are after having an orgasm”. There's no faking it - excuse the pun! In those moments after cumming, you are the real you. And this is very much the real me! Opening up about my life, my private life, which is pretty damn public. Haha. Funnily enough very very few people in my real life actually know about this area of my life. They do know all about my medical history and why I had my top row of teeth removed as a result of the long term side effects of me having cancer in 1994 and 97. So here's me, filling you in on how it's going.