You have to prove your loyalty to me

What did you expect if you came here and you were going to be my roommate?

Do you really think I was going to let you stay here for free?

Fuck no. The only reason why I'm letting you stay here is because you're going to be my

little... um... how did I put this... house boy.

Anyway, you're going to do all my chores, and you're going to cook all my dinners, and