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Oh, look at you. You're one of those little tiny dick motherfuckers, aren't you?
It's so cute! It's so little! I've never even seen anything like it. Is that a penis?
Oh my God, it is. I thought it maybe was like a big mole or something.
I mean, I have to look really, really close for that thing. It's so tiny.
Oh boy, I mean, have you even had sex before? God, that thing is like this fucking big.